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- MOM: Oh, look how cute!
- ME: Eh, I'd like it more if it was black.
- MOM: ...what?
- ME: I just don't care for the white ones.
- MOM: What are you talking about?
- ME: The book case. What are you talking about?
- MOM: That couple's baby.
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“This is the Anna Wintour of chickens.”- Brittney
via Extraordinary Chickens, a book I must own immediately.
My dad’s visiting for the weekend and he brought his new puppy, Lucy. In the less than 24 hours since she’s been here she’s twice vomited and then reingested the pile. But somehow it’s endearing. Puppies have such a strong, disgusting magic about them.
3. Nazi plate.
2. Once beloved pet Golden Retriever, now stuffed
and placed under a spotlight in the master bedroom.
1. Bathroom that plays the Indiana Jones theme song
when you turn on the light.








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