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24 November 09
Posted: 9:02 PM
Harold and Maude finger puppets.
(via etsy.abbeychristine)

Harold and Maude finger puppets.

(via etsy.abbeychristine)

23 November 09
(via niki)

(via niki)

Reblogged: niki

21 November 09
stocking up before the premiere.

stocking up before the premiere.

20 November 09
Posted: 4:04 PM
Once voted the worst audience participants Cirque Du Soleil ever had.
by Brittney

Once voted the worst audience participants Cirque Du Soleil ever had.

by Brittney

3 November 09

IKEA

  • MOM: Oh, look how cute!
  • ME: Eh, I'd like it more if it was black.
  • MOM: ...what?
  • ME: I just don't care for the white ones.
  • MOM: What are you talking about?
  • ME: The book case. What are you talking about?
  • MOM: That couple's baby.
2 November 09
28 October 09
When is modern science going to find the cure for a woman’s mouth?
— Dr. Spaceman
Tags: 30 rock
Posted: 10:06 PM
“This is the Anna Wintour of chickens.”- Brittney
via Extraordinary Chickens, a book I must own immediately.

“This is the Anna Wintour of chickens.”- Brittney

via Extraordinary Chickens, a book I must own immediately.

26 October 09
I assume the rest of the world must be wearing some sort of infant beer goggles because this is all I see when I look at anything under the age of 6.

I assume the rest of the world must be wearing some sort of infant beer goggles because this is all I see when I look at anything under the age of 6.

25 October 09
22 October 09
A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
— missed you, Tracy Jordan.
16 October 09
My dad’s visiting for the weekend and he brought his new puppy, Lucy. In the less than 24 hours since she’s been here she’s twice vomited and then reingested the pile. But somehow it’s endearing. Puppies have such a strong, disgusting magic about them.

My dad’s visiting for the weekend and he brought his new puppy, Lucy. In the less than 24 hours since she’s been here she’s twice vomited and then reingested the pile. But somehow it’s endearing. Puppies have such a strong, disgusting magic about them.

Posted: 11:52 AM
  • ME: Hey, can you check your bathroom for something? I think you took my body wash out of that bag of groceries I got yesterday.
  • MOM: There's nothing... oh wait. This is body wash?
  • ME: It should be a white bottle that says Nivea on it.
  • MOM: I used it.
  • ME: That's fine.
  • MOM: I used it to clean the toilet.
  • ME: What? Why?
  • MOM: It's in a white bottle. It looks just like toilet cleaner.
  • ME: It says things like "nourishing and energizing" all over it. Why would toilet bowl cleaner need to energize?
  • MOM: I don't know, but the bathroom smells great.
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh
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