May 2008
30 posts
When I’m working really meticulously on something I become a mouth breather.
April 2008
54 posts
This morning as I rounded the corner into the fine arts courtyard about six or seven guys from my class were out playing hackey sack. When one of them noticed me, he started clapping. Then everyone started clapping. I have no idea why they did it but it was amazing and I want to start clapping more for the people I love. Unless I figure out later that it was actually a cruel joke that I...
hasidic dissent →
Was I talking to someone recently about earlocks? The top photo blog is full of them. This is the same site that hosted the Uncle Dirty story and I’ve been lurking ever since.
I’m sitting in the middle of the floor trying to cut matt board and somewhere near me are three loose Xacto knife blades that I can’t find. I’m afraid to move and Scrubs season 4 is within arms reach so plans are about to change to that.
ZUBAZ MAKE A COMEBACK. ZUBAZ. BRITTNEY. FIX THIS. →
totally masculine. don't worry about it, mc,...
mike cody: i'm gonna go shopping today
mike cody: and this is gonna sound fruity
mike cody: get a cute outfit for my birthday, so guys will want to be my boyfriend
fluent in Severud
Shawn: Let's watch Three Kids and a Man!
Brittney: Two and a Half Men?
two hour drive
Shawn, realizing I had stopped listening: This story is almost over, by the way.
Me: Thanks for letting me know.
Shawn: I just wanted you to have something to look forward to.
After I got separated from the class and thought I’d locked myself out on the sculpture patio, I realized I lost a bloody band aid somewhere in the museum. It feels weird to be 7 years old again.
“It’s good to see my name up there in lights.” kristen schaal on vimeo.
I have 4 more episodes of Jordan Jesse Go to listen to before I’m completely, totally caught up with all 57. This might be more exciting than the day I switched to Charmin Ultra Soft.
do any of you have an ipod shuffle you’d be willing to sell? there are some cheap ones on ebay and amazon but most want too much for shipping. I figured I’d check with real life first.
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
There are five girls in my design class. Four of them have banded together in some sort of Bob Marley-loving mediocrity club. It’s not that I want to be in their club, but more like I want to know why, as the fifth girl, I wasn’t invited to join. Besides not liking Bob Marley, I can only think of one real legit reason, and it’s that today, when one of them put on the Across the...
Project Runway moving to Lifetime →
dorkisaliosis: I hate Lifetime. This is weird to me. WTF is Bravo thinking? When I think of Lifetime I think cheap looking, low quality, poorly written. I just… I have so many problems with this. It really upsets me. In other news, I’ve been trying to watch Meet Joe Black on Hulu all evening. Longest. Movie. Ever. And I’ve been thinking that if anyone less conventionally...
jjgo: calls, calls, calls
Jesse: My mom does not understand jokes, and it's not because she's not a smart woman, or not a good humored woman 'cause she's actually an extremely good humored woman and laughs a lot and all that kind of shit. But she just really doesn't really know what a joke is. In her mind a joke is a funny word that she made up or heard or something that kind of rhymes with something else.
Jordan: Is your mom a baby? Do you have baby mom?
Just had a dream about zombie-like, but not actual zombie finches. Right before I woke up they had successfully eaten off my feet at the ankles and were eyeing my throat.
Adrien Chen.
City Farms: Sustainable, Ecological and... →
The only reason I’d want to live to old age is to see things like this successfully come to fruition. I’m skeptical, but damn do I support it.