“When is modern science going to find the cure for a woman’s mouth?” —Dr. Spaceman
“A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.” —missed you, Tracy Jordan.
top 3 Rich Guy purchases I've run across while shooting house interiors:
3. Nazi plate.
2. Once beloved pet Golden Retriever, now stuffed
and placed under a spotlight in the master bedroom.
1. Bathroom that plays the Indiana Jones theme song
when you turn on the light.
“Last year I went to a costume party hosted by a blind guy.” —