April 2009
27 posts
CAMERON: Ugh, I have to drop this class. Am I an awful student?
ME: Yeah, but you're an excellent lover.
CAMERON: That won't look good on my transcript, though.
KYM: They were all blinged out. Or blunged. Whatever.
ME: Blunged? As in the past tense of bling?
KYM: Is that not right?
March 2009
18 posts
“Obviously, the parallels between Sir Nicolas Cage, Esquire, and Jesus of...”
– Knowing’s IMDB message board.
IT'S A GIFT. IT'S NOT FOR ME.
WOMAN: Oh! Are you looking at Twilight?
ME: Er, um...
WOMAN: Which one are you looking to buy?
ME: Which one is the first one? The one with the hands?
WOMAN: I've read them each multiple times. You have no idea what you're in store for!
ME: I just.. I...
WOMAN: Ugh, you're going to love it. They've honestly changed my life
“ABORTION: AMERICA’S HOLOCAUST”
– Pickup truck bumper sticker.
Everything is awful today. I want everyone in this city… I was about to say gassed? LOL Holocaust on the brain.
“I honestly feel like my body’s like, “I’m so hungry. I’m...”
– Cameron
“Ugh, really? The escalator’s broken? I don’t want to walk any more....”
– Something I said in front of a paraplegic. He’ll never know that feeling. I am a monster.
“My Life, or Things I Would Have Done, Had I Been on Time for Them and Not Fallen...”
“Incessant. Nagging.
A novel by
Mackenzie E. Goodman.”
– Cameron
