ME: She's pretty there, but if you took her off stage and out of those hot pants--
CAMERON: IN WHAT KIND OF A SITUATION WOULD SHE NOT BE WEARING HOT PANTS? I don't even want to think about a situation like that.
Everyone in my lab group is white, THANK GOD.– Cameron <3
Ugh, she’s woof.– Yearbooks with Brittney.
BRITTNEY: i was just pretending that my pen was a machine gun for at least 30 seconds
BRITTNEY: it all happened so fast
ME: who did you shoot?
BRITTNEY: everyone on my facebook home page
I just bought an 18 bullet automatic killing machine.– My dad moved to Texas and now he is a stereotype. He is 63 and lives in a cul-de-sac on a golf course inside of a retirement community. He does not need a gun.