February 2010
10 posts
Feb 1st
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January 2010
15 posts
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Jan 30th
“I felt overjoyed, like one of the crippled wheelchair kids on TV when Jesus...”
– Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas
Jan 30th
“He cheated on her!? That’s delicious!”
– Cameron
Jan 30th
“I always like it, too, when people drink on the job. He’s behind the bar,...”
– David Sedaris to Ira Glass. TAL Episode #165: Americans In Paris
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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SUPER MARIO FOR WII
CAMERON: I already bubbled myself! You need to learn how to bubble.
BRITTNEY: I'm sorry I don't know how to pussy out.
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bumper stickers that maybe shouldn't be placed...
“McCain ‘08” “I don’t suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!”
Jan 13th
Things that will turn on a light plugged into The...
clapping sneezing hiccups 30 Rock opening title dog vomiting Michelle Pfeiffer being slapped
Jan 9th
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“Getting together is not my thing. I could do without getting together. I’d...”
– Shalom Auslander
Jan 6th
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