I felt overjoyed, like one of the crippled wheelchair kids on TV when Jesus...– Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas
He cheated on her!? That’s delicious!– Cameron
I always like it, too, when people drink on the job. He’s behind the bar,...– David Sedaris to Ira Glass. TAL Episode #165: Americans In Paris
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CAMERON: I already bubbled myself! You need to learn how to bubble.
BRITTNEY: I'm sorry I don't know how to pussy out.
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“McCain ‘08” “I don’t suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!”
Things that will turn on a light plugged into The...
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Getting together is not my thing. I could do without getting together. I’d...– Shalom Auslander