STYLIST: Did you enjoy your lunch?
STYLIST: Good, now throw it back up. This next dress is a size too small for you.
Earlier today I went to a shoot held inside some guy’s fancy downtown penthouse. I asked what he did to be able to afford such a nice place, and it turns out he pitched the idea of incorporating smells into Disneyland rides. Specifically dinosaur burps. He created a dinosaur burp smell and now he is a millionaire. he is the man of my dreams.