IS THIS HARASSMENT?
KYM: I bought the most amazing underwear last week.
ME: Oh, good.
KYM: Come here and feel them.
KYM: Just feel them.
ME: Maybe later.
KYM: FEEL THEM.
HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT
ME: You aren't actually going to drink that, are you? It looks like papier mache.
KYM: SHUT THE FUCK UP. What are you doing out of the office? Get back to work.
If I wasn’t such a good friend I’d slap you in the face right now.– Brittney.
MOM: Who's that actress who talks?
ME: Holly Hunter.
MOM: Yeah, that's it.